THE THREE HORRORS

Thought I better introduce the three horrors I keep moaning about...... Mia, my mad football fanatic daughter, her twin Niamh, couldn't get much different, girly girl, and Zac my little man, the most annoying, but gorgeous son ever!!

BIT OF SUN AND OUT COMES THE FLESH.....

OMG I can't believe it is nearly June, this year has flown by so fast. Just deciding whether to live in England for the summer holidays or go to Spain for a month.... decisions, decisions. The kids would be bored silly here and probably cost more to stay in England. At least we can guarantee the weather and a pool on tap.

That's that then, off to Spain we go.... which reminds me, got to get 2 passports sorted as they have ran out. That is something to moan about £125.00 to get mine and my son's passports renewed....scandalous.

Right better get onto that today, because knowing us they will go on strike or something. We are driving down so no worries about Volcanic Ash stopping me.

Better get on a crash diet too..... I look fat, pasty, and to be quite honest disgusting..... time to get the fake tan out I think.

Why is it when we get a bit of sun, all the horrible, white bodies come out. People obviously don't have a full length mirror anywhere in their houses.

Right got a Summer Fair to go to tomorrow with all my jewellery and bits so better get started on that. Have a fun day in the sun and remember your sun screen!!

Laurie x

PEACE PERFECT PEACE

Oh wait, spoke to soon..... my 10 year old has just said there is nothing to eat, I am starving..... the fridge is full..... huff huff, slam the fridge door......

It is 10pm why are you always eating this late at night..... strange child. Mind you he would rather starve than lift a finger to get something for himself. Is that a boy thing or is he just a lazy sod???? I think the latter.

Right that is it, he needs to go to sleep and so do I before I murder him.

Nighty Night xx

WHY DON'T MEN TELL U??

Why is that a man has a mobile phone, but dosen't use it to let you know they are going to be late. Well I for one am sick of it.... another dinner ruined, well the dog has ate most of it. Serves him right... Christ I am moaning again... can't help it.

I'll be back in an hour, ye right, that means 2 hours, starving, filthy and moody too. What joy being a wife, mother and general Cinderella.... one day my prince will come (dreaming again).............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

MOODY MOODY KIDS

Christ, it must be the sunshine, but my daughter has come out of school like a bear with a sore head.... nothing new there then!

For nine, she is the moodiest child I have ever known. I could quite easily throttle her at times. Nothing is right, down to the popcorn I had bought, there is never anything in the fridge that is right, even though it is full......

God help me when she reaches puberty and to top it all she is a twin, so I will have it double.... can't wait (not).

I sometimes wonder why I bother at all. I think I will put it down to the heat today, should be getting hotter tomorrow so will look forward to her being in a worse mood... can't wait.

Signing off now to cook dinner, I suppose that will be wrong or not not good enough.... will let you know later.

x

MAD MOMS UNITE

Hi Everyone

This is my first blog about motherhood!! Needed somewhere to vent my rants and raves, feel free to do the same.

I have three children, 1 boy Zac nearly 11, and twin girls, Mia and Niamh both 9. It is like world war III in our house most days, but they make me mad, make me laugh, and make me completely insane.

I get 6 hours of peace per day when they are at school to work/cook/clean and generally cinderella around the place.

Well the sun is out all my kids are healthy, so most people would say I have nothing to moan about.... but that don't stop me.

1 more hour and the second phase of World War III starts until bedtime. Please feel free to rant and rave about anything motherly on here, just so that I know I am not the only lunatic on the planet.

Laurie x